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The Institute of Doing Absolutely Nothing
World leaders in procrastination. Award-winning nap consultants. Globally recognised experts in staring at the ceiling.
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Tasks Completed
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Naps Endorsed
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Excuses Generated
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Minutes Worked (Total)
Our World-Class Services
Each service is delivered with the absolute minimum effort required by law.
Premium Nap Consulting
Our certified sleep advisors audit your napping schedule and identify untapped horizontal opportunities throughout your day.
To-Do List Abandonment
We help you write beautifully formatted to-do lists you will never, ever look at again. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back (eventually).
Advanced Excuse Generation
From 'my dog ate my deadline' to 'Mercury was in retrograde' - our library has 14,000+ professionally crafted reasons you didn't do the thing.
What Our Clients Say
"I haven't finished a single project since joining. Five stars."
— Gary P., Professional Dawdler
"Their excuse generator saved my marriage. Twice."
— Linda H., Recovering Overachiever
"I signed up 6 months ago and still haven't read the welcome email. Truly inspiring."
— Brent K., Inbox Zero Survivor
Ready to Do Nothing?
Join 47,000 members who have successfully achieved absolutely nothing. Plans start at $0/month (billing may or may not happen).
* No commitment required. In fact, commitment is actively discouraged.